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  How to stay healthy The first thing I noticed was getting more sleep. Our home sits in the middle of the nation, which means everyone around us has their own time to get to bed, wake up, and get ready for work. But sometimes that’s impossible. There are school-aged girls all over the neighborhood and neighbors with young children. It’s very busy. So yes, I started to fall asleep more often. But not for the best reasons. There were a few nights when I couldn’t get my goodnight from midnight to 1 AM. The night before those nights, I was fighting a passive-aggressive baby who woke me up repeatedly (though she didn’t make this sound loud enough to wake me up). Since I needed to do something at a specific time in the morning, I used “Y’all” and my coffee light-up fingers to reach to my phone. But while I was doing this, she tried to sleepwalk and asked me if she could use her touchpad to move the colors. At first I tried to ignore her, but by the second time I checked her notification...